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Terms of use

Last updated October 2026. Draft pending legal review.

You must be 18 or older

Toast Battle is a comedy roast game for adults. The jokes get rough and, at higher heat, crude. By playing, you confirm that you are at least 18 years old and that you’re here for the jokes.

It is a game

Matches are fictional. The opponent, Toast, is an AI playing a character, the scene is made up, and the roasts are aimed at the character you play. Nothing Toast says is a statement of fact about you or anyone else. Scores are entertainment, not an assessment of you.

What you agree not to do

  • Submit content that crosses the house rules, including hate, threats, and private information
  • Use the game to target or harass a real person
  • Try to defeat the age gate, intensity gate, moderation, timer, or scoring
  • Automate play or create accounts to get around the free-match allowance

We may remove content, disable a scenario, or suspend an account that breaks these rules.

Your content

You keep ownership of the comebacks you write. You give us permission to store them, score them, and display them on your result page, on the sharecard, and in Recent if you choose to publish. You can delete a match at any time.

Free play and accounts

A guest gets one complete five-round match without an account. Further matches need a free account. There is no subscription. If paid extras are introduced later, the price and what you get will be stated plainly before you pay.

No warranty

The service is provided as is. AI output can be wrong, unfunny, or offensive despite our safeguards; please report anything that crosses a line.