Workplace and interviews
The interview from hell
The recruiter leans in, closes the laptop, and starts being honest.
Heat 3/5
Play this scenarioFive rounds · you versus Toast
Toast roasts you.
You roast back.
One scene, five rounds. Toast, our chief roast officer, throws a line, you get 60 seconds to fire back, and an independent judge scores both of you. Highest total after round five wins.
One free match every day, no signup.
Today’s daily:The quote-tweet trialFirst attempt counts.
Play the dailyHow it works
Toast throws a roast
One scene, one opponent. Toast opens every round with a line aimed at you.
You get 60 seconds
A 10-second warm-up to read the roast, then the clock. Go over and it costs you points, not the round.
The judge scores you both
A separate judge rates both lines on wit and originality. Answer fast for a small speed bonus Toast can't get.
Featured roasts
Pick a scene. Each one runs five connected rounds against the same opponent.
Dating and awkward social moments
The first-date audit
Your date puts down the menu and starts giving feedback.
Heat 3/5
Play this scenarioGaming and online lobbies
Ranked lobby meltdown
Your teammate unmutes after you whiff the easiest shot of the night.
Heat 4/5
Play this scenarioGive Toast ammo.
Random roasts are noise. Pick a target, hand him one real thing about you, and watch it get used against you.
Roast me
Warm-up1. Pick a target
2. Pick your heat
3 of 3 free roasts left today
Pick your heat
Same game, three heat levels, three sides of Toast. You pick one before the match and it’s locked for all five rounds.
Light
Golden Toast
- Playful teasing
- Zero profanity
- Clean enough for the group chat
Charred Toast
- Profanity on
- Harsher personal jabs
- Still all jokes
Burnt Toast
- No filter
- Brutal and crude
- You were warned
It’s all jokes at every heat level. Hate, slurs, real threats, and private info are never part of the bit. Read the house rules.
Questions
What is Toast Battle?
Toast Battle is a free online roast battle game. You trade comebacks with Toast, an AI roast comedian, over five rounds, and a separate judge scores every line.
How does a match work?
Toast opens each round with a roast aimed at you. You get a 10-second warm-up to read it, then 60 seconds to write your comeback. After five rounds, the higher total wins.
How are roasts scored?
A blind judge reads both lines without knowing who wrote which and rates each on wit and originality. Answering fast earns you a small speed bonus that Toast can't get. Going over time costs points, not the round.
Is Toast Battle free?
Yes. Everyone gets one free match every day with no signup. A free account lets you play more matches a day and keeps your match history.
What are the heat levels?
Light is Golden Toast: playful teasing with zero profanity. Spicy is Charred Toast: profanity on and harsher jabs. Unhinged is Burnt Toast: no filter. Spicy and Unhinged are for adults 18 and over.
Is anything off limits?
Yes. It's all jokes at every heat level. Hate, slurs, real threats, and private information are never part of the bit, and any line can be reported.
Who is Toast?
Toast is our chief roast officer: an AI opponent with three personas, one for each heat level. Toast is given no personal information about you.
Think you can out-roast Toast?
Five rounds settle it. One free match every day, no signup.
Start free match